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LOVERS TIP No 3

Now listen up guys......when you have played a real blinder and satisfied your lass with 40 mins of hard and fast stroking, upon the final release, don't whatever you do, wipe it on the curtain. I don't know why, I have tried to figure it out, but it does not go down too well with the ladies. Use your/her underkrakkers or whatever, but not the curtains.
No need to thank me, this is a public service from the Penguin. Happy St Val's.......
 
I'm not sure................................................ oh sod it! (I was planning on putting this in things that make you laugh?)

Penguins?

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Obviously, it comes from Newcastle.....................damn, another faux pas!
 
I'm not sure................................................ oh sod it! (I was planning on putting this in things that make you laugh?)

Penguins?

:bighug:



Obviously, it comes from Newcastle.....................damn, another faux pas!

555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555...Quality! :bravo: :biggrin:

...If worst comes t`worst...You get a cushion(tax free!), for a day or two! :yeah:
 
afternoon you bunch a' pot smokers!!!:pass:
after I eat i plan to dab all day long! its dabba thon!
but first we eat!:amazon:

today its 10oz ribeye pink! with chlie spices, topped with seared honey_ chipoltle glazed shirmp & chopped green onyawn!!
asparigous! cherry tomatoes and loaded mash!!!
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it must be perfect!!!
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Cushion or not......Naughty step for MikeyB....two week sentence.......Ah divvent nah where ys got it fram, but it were too near the knuckle for me. The truth hurts.
Nah, I pissed meself laughing.
If you had got a Black Country version, I would have died.....eP.

Can we organize a step badge for MikeyB after his punishment ?
 
Elvis,

I have never eaten asparagus. Never will. Any food that turns your wee wee the wrong color is not for me.

Rib eye yes.....with seafood...no. But, enjoy my friend.
 
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