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LOVERS TIP No 3
Now listen up guys......when you have played a real blinder and satisfied your lass with 40 mins of hard and fast stroking, upon the final release, don't whatever you do, wipe it on the curtain. I don't know why, I have tried to figure it out, but it does not go down too well with the ladies. Use your/her underkrakkers or whatever, but not the curtains.
No need to thank me, this is a public service from the Penguin. Happy St Val's.......
Now listen up guys......when you have played a real blinder and satisfied your lass with 40 mins of hard and fast stroking, upon the final release, don't whatever you do, wipe it on the curtain. I don't know why, I have tried to figure it out, but it does not go down too well with the ladies. Use your/her underkrakkers or whatever, but not the curtains.
No need to thank me, this is a public service from the Penguin. Happy St Val's.......