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[villain1]

I'm not bothered what make of tea, all tastes the same to me, It's coffee drinkers that put the coffee in first then spoon the sugar out... PUT THE SUGAR IN FIRST!

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

what yorkshire tea isnt from yorkshire ? i dont believe it,next youl be telling us yorkshire puddings arnt from yourkshire pah !

 

[villain1]

Don't ruin everything Archie, next thing we'll learn is your a one plant wonder who eats fried mars bars!

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

i think its battered then deep fried,but what would a gobshite know about a nations food or traditions thats never stepped foot there ?

 

[krug]

Ah those tranquil tea fields of Yorkshire. After a Hindu blessing for the gods of the tea plantations, the oppressed young dusky maidens pick the finest tips of the tea plant then empty thier baskets into the plantation owners grading conveyor belts.

All to the sounds of ..."On Ilkely Moor Ba' Tat!

Similarities abound with Tipton Pineapples and Glasgow Banannas .

Forgive me, that was probably the most sarcastic post I ever made. And I have done a few ! But I could never see the marketing potential of Yorkshire tea. Yes they drink tea in Yorkshire. But that is where any similarities end.

Sorry guv.

I have t`disagree mate ...The Yorkshire Tea brand is the Best for `builder tea-stylee`, no question! :smoking:

 

[epenguin]

Would you eat Sri Lankan Black Pudding, or Jellied eels from the Punjab ? catch my drift ?

Thought not. I'm on a hiding to nothing ain't I ?

 

[Mossy]

I have t`disagree mate ...The Yorkshire Tea brand is the Best for `builder tea-stylee`, no question! :smoking:

Yup...Ginger builders tea..so strong you can stand your spoon up in it.....no maidens water.
I mean....what would a penguin know about tea..?

Pilchards..tuna...Fine..but Tea..?...

It's coffee drinkers that put the coffee in first then spoon the sugar out... PUT THE SUGAR IN FIRST!

Got a Pet Hate there Villain...?...

 

[krug]

Would you eat Sri Lankan Black Pudding, or Jellied eels from the Punjab ? catch my drift ?

Thought not. I'm on a hiding to nothing ain't I ?

I wouldn`t eat blood puddin` or jellied eels fro anywhere tbh! I find both...Most unappealing! So on this occasion, your argument is `falling on stony ground`(555) ..

 

[epenguin]

Sod the lot of ya ! Ganging up on me you lot are. I know when I'm beat.

I'll grab me tuna and feck off. Sniff, sniffle......all I said was Tea ain't from Yorkshire......bugger the lot of ya.....sob...

 

[villain1]

Got a Pet Hate there Villain...?...

I only have 1 sugar in my tea at work, 10% must be coffee, I've started taking sainsburys sweetners that are actually not too bad....