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The Elvis said:
Morning fellow stoners!! :d5:

ep your all good in my book bro.. the Elvis has no interest in sea birds. Eskimos don't even have a recipe for you.

In other stoner news, A man name and i quote TYB, take yo bitch! has fathered 26 kids and will not pay support..

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/memphis-man-fathers-least-26-kids-refuses-pay-child-support


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LMMFAO Elvis, I heard the same thing on Walton and Johnson this morning.

FYI There are no penguins where the Eskimos live
 
The Elvis said:
Morning fellow stoners!! :d5:

ep your all good in my book bro.. the Elvis has no interest in sea birds. Eskimos don't even have a recipe for you.

In other stoner news, A man name and i quote TYB, take yo bitch! has fathered 26 kids and will not pay support..

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/memphis-man-fathers-least-26-kids-refuses-pay-child-support


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That sounds like a guy I met one time had 22 kids from 21 different women (probably more now) each mother got less than $20 a month child support, he also had a efed up name, Woe!!! A word to all you women with little or no judgment, NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MAN THAT CALLS HIMSELF WOE or TYB OR ANY OTHER STUPID NAME LIKE THAT!!!
 
epenguin said:
Hmmmm, not sure what to say. It is a little disconcerting to browse a forum where everyone is discussing the best way to eat you.

First off, the boss puts up a video of me "on the job" then before you know what's going on, there is a discussion about whether to boil, fry of grill my rump !!!

I shudder to think whats next........

As always, enjoying the banter, eP.

ps, isn't Sam Fox ..er... how shall I put this, ermm ... a lezza !
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All in good fun EP, but you know that! BWT it's getting close to Christmas and I need to know where I need to go stand in line for my meerkat.
 
epenguin said:
Hmmmm, not sure what to say. It is a little disconcerting to browse a forum where everyone is discussing the best way to eat you.

First off, the boss puts up a video of me "on the job" then before you know what's going on, there is a discussion about whether to boil, fry of grill my rump !!!

I shudder to think whats next........

As always, enjoying the banter, eP.

ps, isn't Sam Fox ..er... how shall I put this, ermm ... a lezza !
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Well I am a huge fan of your hit movies HAPPY FEET part one and two and would never entertain eating penguin unless
 
Unless SHE was young, fine, and in her prime
 
epenguin;725846 First off said:
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Boil? Fry? Grill?
Never.
Only the most careful of treatment for such such an esteemed but "Gamy" Epicurean Delight.
Stuffed with carrot, potato, and turnip, sewn up and slow cooked in a covered pit.
Taste just like sweet chickenfish..
 
Thanks Feenix,

if I were to be eaten, I hope it would be a gastronauts delight, a la summat that Hannibal Lecter would cook up.

eP.

ps a jerk seasoning on my wings/flippers would be sublime. Trust me.
 
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