officinalis
One to grow on
He had been standing in the shallows when he felt something Touch his side...then it wrapped itself around him from hip to hip and sucked onto him...it was Newspaper.
Oh my god, I would have pissed myself.
Then he moaned at me coz I ran on water and left him to it.....
Yeah.......you stay there and wrestle the Shark honey...I'll run for Help...
"Uh, yeah, I don't have to be faster than the shark, I just have to be faster than YOU".:dance2: