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archie gemmill said:
what to do ? you are a very heavy smoker.but your work takes you to a police station for a month.how can you stay medicated and undetected ?
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First off I would say don't be stone around the police

If you really have to get stone think out of the box.

Don't smoke it, eat it, put in something that no one will hassle you for a bit of. Work out edible dosage before you start the job you don't want to be dribbling zombie.

Don't smell nice eat fishy food or garlic so people stay away from you and behind your back people say that guy stinks. Better to smell funny and be stoned than smell nice and be unstoned. Stinking of food smells is different from smelling of BO stay clean and fresh when it comes to personal hygene.

White eye drops stop your eyes being bloodshot go careful though because use them to much and they'll make your eyes red.

Depends also if if you interacting with them in lets say an office environment or your just the guy putting in the new plumbing.

Try to be less dependant on being stoned unless your using it for medical purposes and don't be stoned round the bizzies.

If you truely have to have a hit get a descrete vape pen , take small draws hold in lungs along as possible and blow out through a "Hello Neighbor" exhalation air scrubber type device. Now eat a mint.

These are just ideas but you see where I am coming from. I personally would go with out for a month and protect my liberty that way, after all you can get baked when you get home.
 
its wrong its bad and you will go to hell.but in the meantime we will lock you up for 2 years.
something like that.
 
Personally I'd go with a vape pen and homemade ejuice make what ever flavor ya want then they will never know unless they hit it cause everyone has a vape pen trying to quit smoking

Just don't hit the pen for a big then spark up a cigarette they might get suspicious then
 
I live in a small town next to a big town. I went to school with alot of local cops. one cop i was in th 8th grade with.. They pull me over no to much anymore and i have a mj felony from 23 years ago! they allways ask about that and la la la i just say i was a stupid kid and id never do that devil grass anymore!

I have a MJ felony for 9 mj plants that were all less than 2 inches tall!
they made me go to the pin for those and play boot camp for 5 months. made me pick cotton in the Mississippi delta and do pushups on the assphought. you guys should have hung with me ! nothing like having you hands buning from the road
so when I grow i grow with Mission! and my Mission is,its my god given right to grow canna as an American!:peace:
 
I want some of that crackling. Fish is all very well but when it comes to some proper pork crack, I would sell my first born.
Oh yes.
Here in the Black Country we get the worlds finest scratchings....

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haha same company as Mr Porkie

Yup the Black coutry certain know their Pork scratchings no doubt about it

Totally bostin fittle good for chobbling with a pint of ale
 
Thank God they’re taxing alcohol, man. It means we’ve got those good roads we can get fucked up and drive on. ‘Thank God they’re taxing this shit, man…we’d be doing doughnuts in a wheat field right now. Thank God we’re on a highway. Whoooo, this is a good drug.’ Cos I’ll tell you something, I’ll be honest, man. If I were going to legalize a drug, it sure wouldn’t have been alcohol. Sorry, there’s better drugs, and better drugs for you. That’s a fact. You may stop your internal dialogue. ‘Hmm, but Bill, alcohol’s an acceptable part of …’ Shut the fuck up. You’re wrong. K? K. Shit man, not only do I think marijuana should be legalized…I think it should be mandatory. I’m a hardliner. Think about it, man. You get in traffic behind somebody like: huuuh, huuuh. (making car horn noises‘)
Shut up and smoke that: it’s the law

.’‘Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously again. Oh, man! Who’s hungry?’

That would be a nice world, wouldn’t it? Quiet, mellow, hungry, high people everywhere. Just Dominos’ pizza trucks passing each other. Every single highway, parades of Dominos’. (car horn) Let them get stuck in traffic: all our pizzas will be free. I’m a fucking dreamer, man! But I’m not the only one.


-Bill Hicks
 
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See that college degree put you in the position to obtain that information and now by gum, you can capitalize on it!
Go forth and conquer armed with this new to you information Marine!

on a serious note,
I hope you get better, really
 
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