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I Know officinalis...."astros Wink wink.."...me and nammy were winding each other up about the smiley yesterday...as soon as I Saw TaNgs Theme..I Knew he would be first in..

(The first member to Test slipping Porn in with it will be banned from LiveStoners..you know Who you are..."astros Wink wink.."..)
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That message was for Him...


This is the funnest thread on AFN. Wouldn't wanna get banned from here :kiss:
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I Know...that is why we Picked the Punishment.......:xlaugh:



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"Choccy Munchies"

Gluten Free chocolate cake...with blackberry jelly filling.......ah ha ha ha ha.....come to Mommy.......


Funny Thing happened the other night...hubby come in drunk as a skunk..had a sleep...didn't Help much..then hit the Vape with a vengeance...:Hookah:

I Heard the squirty cream going in the kitchen..always a sound that send chills down me body..so I'm Listening trying to figure out what he's doing..incase I need to tie me nightie down round me ankles..:Windy:..I was Feared....


he comes through with something in a dish full of squiry cream and hits it with a fork.....and it Jumps and all the squirty starts stotting around the bowl..and he nearly lost control of the bowl...typical stoner...swerving With it...:Woozy..?:


this seems to get his dander up and he starts attacking the dish with the fork..stabbing and stabbing..

The cream is shooting everywhere..the dogs are looking disturbed...and I'm Wondering what the hell he has got..


The suddenly...one determined fork stab shot the Lump in the bowl far enough for me to get a glimpse...and I realised that it was the piece of frozen chocolate cake I had put in the fridge to defrost....and it was still frozen SOLID......

So..I lets out a very silent Laugh.......:coffee2:...silent so he didn't know there was something wrong.....and I let him get on with it......


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Took him about 20 minutes to eat it...I'm sure the friction from the fork stabs warmed it up enough to defrost in the End....




Guilty Pleasure #1...Seeing your other half being a Dope..and just Enjoying Watching them Do it...:devil:

 
Lmao mossy I used to use moments like that to cheer myself up when going to work in the bleak dreary winter months. Just thinking about funny things like that and you can't help having a little grin forming.
Then life doesn't seem so bad. Thanks for sharing.:Sharing One:
 
Some times living in the bush sucks , It's friday night have done a 10 hour day and my cold room at work is playing up . So I have my swag and alarm clock at work as every 3 hours I have to defrost the cold room and the bloke that can fix it can't get here till saturday , and to make matters worse I left my smoke at home , so here I sit no smoke and I have run out of beer and the puds are closed . Bugger .
 
Aunty,Aunty Aunty, That's funny,I was just waiting for your comment.Thats to bad about no porn because I found a some one with a 12 inch tongue, well maybe not that long and yes,i can breath with my ears,sorry your loss.:Haha:
 
Not good hecno ,Saturday not far away I'm sure you'll make up for it then several cold ones and mighty smoke.
Is the puds an off licence?
 
namvet25 said:
Aunty,Aunty Aunty, That's funny,I was just waiting for your comment.Thats to bad about no porn because I found a some one with a 12 inch tongue, well maybe not that long and yes,i can breath with my ears,sorry your loss.:Haha:
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I was looking to see who had the worlds longest tongue and found this -

[h=3]Longest eyelashes Record | Woman with the Longest Eyelashes in the World[/h]









Well this woman might be held the record as the woman with the longest eyelashes in the world today.

Unfortunately i didn't get the information about this girls. but i thinks this girls could held the guiness world of records for her long eyelashes. Scalp Mvhayy the head grows eyelids. Eyelid eyes against sunlight, dust and moisture, protects.Chinese girl in this picture you can see the effects of the drug suffered wrong side growth is too eyelashes.However, the procedure used to review spending and Guinness now Rkvrdar books in this field

Wonder how she is going to see this beautiful world with that long eyelashes. Er, girl, do you comb it everyday? Be careful not to hurt your eyes and oh, tie it with a ribbon…it will look pretty nice.









 
Here's one of my guilty pleasures. "Guilty" because it's so darned expensive here. Costs like three times what it does in the States. I don't feel feel at all guilty about finishing one of these in one sitting.
"Choccy Munchies"


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