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Mossy said:
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Do you Know...you have never lived until you have seen your pissed/stoned hubby trying to get up out of a leather reclining chair with a cotton cover on it...

My ribs still hurt now.

Every time he pressed the foot rest down his toes were going into cramp..and he couldn't get a grip to push coz the cotton cover was sliding all over the place......

15 minutes of pure jaw aching joy..I laughed so much I couldn't hear him shouting for Help....:devil:..Honestly.


Wish I'd Thought to video it..it could have been Viral...sigh...


:xlaugh::xlaugh::xlaugh:



Night Stoners..QI is due on at 11pm...and it is my Favourite TV program.

Have a great Night.
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Did you catch `Have I Got News For You`? ...Always makes me giggle :Sharing One:
 
Morning Stoners...:Hookah:..sharing one...


This made me lose me tea down me nose this morning...before you Guys all start Laughing...read down to where the Guys says it is not the Only Thing it SHRINKS...:coffee2:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...eams-promise-make-feel-like-virgin-again.html


Where's me TaNg...?...he hasn't got a sick note in...

Friday Bliss for me..HIGNFY at 10 pm...QI @ 11pm..and the Buzzcocks repeat at 12..but I only managed 10 minutes of that before I fell asleep.


Lmao Mossy, bet the poor chap wants trade it in for motorized one or at least one of those with a handle on the sideWoops
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Longer Legs would Help...:grin:..he says his legs weren't strong enough to counterbalance his fat body....heeey..it kept me Entertained.
 
krug said:
Did you catch `Have I Got News For You`? ...Always makes me giggle :Sharing One:
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of course lol there is alot of crap on the bbc but their satire programing is good mock the week (bbc1 )is another fav , I also love the Now Show , Just a minute & I'm sorry I haven't a clue all on Radio 4.
 
it's Friday!:tiphat:everybody wang chung today!:grin:time to double the diameter of my joint's:grin:[video=youtube;uZttcArNs0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZttcArNs0g[/video]
 
btw... thank you mossy.:bow:i could not leave you some:dunno:, it told me to spread the fert's first:hug::Sharing One:
 
Morning everyone, astronomy brother, I write this from the future:coffee2:

"In your system of reality you are learning what mental energy is, and how to use it. You do this by constantly transforming your thought and emotions into physical form. You are supposed to get a clear picture of your inner development by perceiving the exterior environment. What seems to be a perception, an objective concrete event independent from you, is instead the materialization of your own inner emotions, energy, and mental environment." - The Seth Material. Prentice Hall, Inc., New York, 1970, p. 137.
 
Mossy said:
Morning Stoners...:Hookah:..sharing one...


This made me lose me tea down me nose this morning...before you Guys all start Laughing...read down to where the Guys says it is not the Only Thing it SHRINKS...:coffee2:





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...eams-promise-make-feel-like-virgin-again.html


Where's me TaNg...?...he hasn't got a sick note in...

Friday Bliss for me..HIGNFY at 10 pm...QI @ 11pm..and the Buzzcocks repeat at 12..but I only managed 10 minutes of that before I fell asleep.


Longer Legs would Help...:grin:..he says his legs weren't strong enough to counterbalance his fat body....heeey..it kept me Entertained.
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Morning Mossy too funny, a morning grin fo sure, best way to start a day!

Cream
Waste of time prolly the same stuff they use for hemorrhoids with some added lube, speaking of which people use hemorrhoid cream for wrinkles because it tightens your face.lol



In all reality for tightening it is better to use vaginal weights an do pelvic floor exercises or just get a fanny (pussy for Americans) tuck.

I hope this doesn't put anyone of their cornflakes lol but I didn't start the topic XD


Adverse affects
Lmao Mr peanut, poor guy XD another reveiw said her husband gave her two thumbs up lol

All I can say is what was once a half a walnut is now a smooth as a couple of shiny new conkers :roflcry:

Buzzcocks
oh well iplayer it is then funny tv with breakfast.

Hubby in chair
Lmao I bet you laughed like a drain, only thing is next time you want the trash taken out, he'll be flailing around in his chair, sayin nope sorry can't do it, I can't get out of the damn chair XD
 
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