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Hey Elvis, "Don't Be Cruel" to the "Poor Boy" I know he was "The Devil In Disguise" but you must have a "Wooden Heart" or a very "Suspicious Mind".

But enough of my ramblings, "A little less Conversation"

eP.
 
Oh wait, we can give out sexual favors for badges?

Oh Yeah...JM Insisted we had it written into our Contracts.....:coffee2:..Clever JM......"JM's a Hippy"...You know these Hippy/Free Love types.....


Hmm....eP......hmmmm....do you Earn one or not.....hmmmmmmmmm.....how much Money you got....?.....no pay in Pilchards...
it took us ages to get the smell out of the staff fridge last time...
 
Hey Elvis, "Don't Be Cruel" to the "Poor Boy" I know he was "The Devil In Disguise" but you must have a "Wooden Heart" or a very "Suspicious Mind".

But enough of my ramblings, "A little less Conversation"

eP.

O ep i cant be cruel to a woman im Elvis! she 95% lady so shes just gonna live outside.. ill chop her later in nov..
 
Aunty, I have some German Deutschmarks some French Francs and a Polish Zloty. Oh and a nine bob note.
In total, my estimated wealth is believed to be in the region of £14.50 but Dads pension is due next Monday so I could go another tenner. Now for that kind of dosh I was thinking maybe you could award me every badge there is and then I could ditch the ones I don't want.
Seem fair?

ps, sorry about the fridge. eP.
 
Ok,
we won't mention things like ipods, bluetooth, or scanners, they would make your brain explode..

:coffee2:
Wait, can get blue teeth now? It's about time, I mean white teeth are really getting boring... They're sooo 1900's lol. What will they think of next?
 
Aunty, I have some German Deutschmarks some French Francs and a Polish Zloty. Oh and a nine bob note.
In total, my estimated wealth is believed to be in the region of £14.50 but Dads pension is due next Monday so I could go another tenner. Now for that kind of dosh I was thinking maybe you could award me every badge there is and then I could ditch the ones I don't want.
Seem fair?


Hmmm.....hmmmm.......still considering.....

I suppose JM could accompany your pops to the Post Office for his pension....he doesn't Always Hurt them....hmmm...

Did you Notice...another one Escaped from the yard and landed on TaNgs shoulder...?....it Looks so Nice and Shiney doesn't it...?..
 
Hmmm.....hmmmm.......still considering.....

I suppose JM could accompany your pops to the Post Office for his pension....he doesn't Always Hurt them....hmmm...

Did you Notice...another one Escaped from the yard and landed on TaNgs shoulder...?....it Looks so Nice and Shiney doesn't it...?..


Ok I get it. Money is not the way to badgedom.

You are a slippery mistress.

Therefor without further adoo, notwithstanding, I hither to, conclude, that at the end of the day, when all is said and done, it goes without saying, that in all probability and likelihood, without a shadow of a doubt, and I think I speak on all our behalf here, there is a precedent at stake here, so, without beating around the bush so to speak, the issues here are many fold and open to scrutiny. In other words.....sex talks, money walks.

I hearby promise to be your dungeon bitch slave for a period of no less than one calendar month.

Yeah bitch this is what you gettin'
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Or have I gotten the wrong end of the stick? Again!

Yours, Badge Whoringly........eP.


ps, Don't send JM to the PO with me dad. That's my job to fleece the old bugger. Ta.
 
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