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[Waximus]

Welcome back, Mossy!!!

 

[fweedom]

Do edibles kick in faster if u eat them on an empty stomach? Just had some weed brownies for breakfast lol

 

[Waximus]

Hey Fweedom, They do for me, but I try to eat at least a morsel ahead of dosing.. Some of my concoctions can be kinda hard on the tripe, if you know what I mean... heh heh

 

[Villain]

Java Updates

Is it just me that keeps getting these on my desktop? is it needed? and how the fook! does it work if it needs updating all the time!

 

[Bilbo]

Is it just me that keeps getting these on my desktop? is it needed? and how the fook! does it work if it needs updating all the time!

It's safe, essential and needs kept up to date!

The update service can be a pain int the tits though so go to the Java website and do the update yourself if it won't do it for you.

 

[Mossy]

Morning Stoners....:CB:..Compulsory smoke break...start Practicing now to get your Levels up for Friday Worship.

Some of you know that I have had a Bad couple of weeks..my Mom was rushed to hospital with a blood clot on her lung..she got out and my Step Dad got rushed in and sadly passed away..that is why I was MIA recently.

My Step Dad was a Lovely man..always Happy..always ready to give you a Help if he could..Generous with his Love..but shall we say..quite frugal with his money..always a cause of banter between him and my Mom.

So she is in this miasma of dealing with banks/insurance/funeral directors and nurses coming for blood tests and doctors ringing with results for her blood clot...she is dizzy..and the phone goes yesterday and a voice asks to Speak to her husband..

she say..unfortunately he has recently passed away..

so the voice at the end of the phone says I'm sorry...he ordered a special pack of flower bulbs for spring growing..

and my says Yes..knowing he did order them for her..thinking they were arranging to deliver them...

then there is an embrassed cough on the line and the woman says..well...he sent the order form in Without any Payment...would you like to pay for them now or cancel the order...?......my Mom said she cracked up laughing..she said he has died and he still managed to get one over me with money.

You couldn't make it up could you...

Dazed...Love the Lantern...

 

[officinalis]

Is it just me that keeps getting these on my desktop? is it needed? and how the fook! does it work if it needs updating all the time!

I got tired of the update message popping up constantly so I just uninstalled Java. I haven't needed it at all since then.

then there is an embrassed cough on the line and the woman says..well...he sent the order form in Without any Payment...would you like to pay for them now or cancel the order...?......my Mom said she cracked up laughing..she said he has died and he still managed to get one over me with money.

You couldn't make it up could you...

:You are an Angel..: They are always with us :roflcry:

 

[Dazed]

Morning Stoners....:CB:..Compulsory smoke break...start Practicing now to get your Levels up for Friday Worship.

Some of you know that I have had a Bad couple of weeks..my Mom was rushed to hospital with a blood clot on her lung..she got out and my Step Dad got rushed in and sadly passed away..that is why I was MIA recently.

My Step Dad was a Lovely man..always Happy..always ready to give you a Help if he could..Generous with his Love..but shall we say..quite frugal with his money..always a cause of banter between him and my Mom.

So she is in this miasma of dealing with banks/insurance/funeral directors and nurses coming for blood tests and doctors ringing with results for her blood clot...she is dizzy..and the phone goes yesterday and a voice asks to Speak to her husband..

she say..unfortunately he has recently passed away..

so the voice at the end of the phone says I'm sorry...he ordered a special pack of flower bulbs for spring growing..

and my says Yes..knowing he did order them for her..thinking they were arranging to deliver them...

then there is an embrassed cough on the line and the woman says..well...he sent the order form in Without any Payment...would you like to pay for them now or cancel the order...?......my Mom said she cracked up laughing..she said he has died and he still managed to get one over me with money.

You couldn't make it up could you...

Dazed...Love the Lantern...

Really sorry to hear of your loss Mossy, sending a big bunch of Friday :karma Cloud:. Sometimes these things seem to come all at once, I know it did for me this year. Passing one for your step dad :Sharing One:

The piggy lantern! I'm still working on the real entry, almost done lol.

 

[Mossy]

Morning Stoners....Sharing one for Compulsory Friday Worship of our Great Ganja Goddess....

...I'll get the clock...

Sit down...lite up....Inhale...inhale..inhale...hold it....and exhale...rag-On:sigh..cough.....phew...feels better huh...?....


:grat: the Goddess....

Passing one for your step dad

Cheers....:toke toking:..for E****...a Very Nice man...I'm Pleased it is over for you.
Sometimes the disease is worse than the dying.

Sometimes these things seem to come all at once, I know it did for me this year

Always Dazed..Shit likes company...

We were at a 70th Birthday party last night...:happy Birthday: ..one of our friends turns up for coffee this morning and his wife is saying..go on..go on..tell them what you did last night..


oh..that dreaded feeling..did he pee in the wardrobe..did he spend all night on the settee...

nope...Even Worse.....:jaw:


Honest...

He got so drunk he couldn't walk...and the only way she could get him home was to giver him a Lift on her disabled/electric scooter thingy..
the UKers will know what I mean...

and of course..the only way she could give him a Lift is for him to sit on the seat and her to sit on his Knee and drive.

Unfortunately..it has been so long since she sat on his knee...He was getting the wrong kind of Lift..

and he starts getting jiggy with her going down the road...

she couldn't steer for laughing.

So He is in the Dog House...and we are all scouring youtube to see if anybody got it on CCTV.

Two pensioners getting jiggy on a mobility scooter...:jaw:.....can you imagine how Embarassed their Kids are going to be if that one gets out and goes Viral.


:Haha::Haha::Haha:


Grow Old Disgracefully...:xlaugh:...Scare your children.




Do we have a Theme for the weekend....?

 

[officinalis]

Morning Mossy, morning stoners...:hug:

the UKers will know what I mean...

There are plenty of those in the States too. Not just for old folks neither. Also for those of the...portly variety. :tiphat:

I'll be on the lookout for that video