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Had a big group with parents come round to the door.
They said "trick or treat!"
So I asked what their trick was, and they just stared back blankly until one asked "what d'ya mean by trick?"
So, remembering my own trick or treating days, obviously said
"are you not meant to tell a joke or do a party trick or something?"
So a parent who was hovering in the background says " no now you just give them sweets when they say trick or treat".
Cue dirty look from me.
Grudgingly gave them each some monkey nuts and a curly wurly but
S talk about having low expectations for your kids. They have no discernable talent or functioning memory so just shove sugar down their throats and tell them they did well.
They said "trick or treat!"
So I asked what their trick was, and they just stared back blankly until one asked "what d'ya mean by trick?"
So, remembering my own trick or treating days, obviously said
"are you not meant to tell a joke or do a party trick or something?"
So a parent who was hovering in the background says " no now you just give them sweets when they say trick or treat".
Cue dirty look from me.
Grudgingly gave them each some monkey nuts and a curly wurly but
S talk about having low expectations for your kids. They have no discernable talent or functioning memory so just shove sugar down their throats and tell them they did well.
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Softy!
Looking after one of these for a family member just now. Effective deterrent as it's a terrifying creature!
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Like taming a bear, doesn't matter what breed, dogs are pack animals. Our staffy is the softest lump, yet they get such a bad rep..
Like taming a bear, doesn't matter what breed, dogs are pack animals. Our staffy is the softest lump, yet they get such a bad rep..
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That`s mainly because Useless Twats (with, I expect, extremely small penises!), see them as a `Tool`(to be fought) or Ego-Booster and not as a Family Member or Properly Trained work Dog! (Flucking Wanky Fluck-Wit C-U-Next-Tuesdays) Staffies are Lovely hounds (as are Pits, Rotties, Bulls etc...Just treat em as you would any other dog/friend/pet). We are all a product of our upbringin` (although, my parents may disagree! lol)... but, there will Always be the odd nutter and that should not be held against the majority though...
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Whoa ! Easy Tiger. Did something rattle you cage there chum ? It seems a raw nerve was touched upon. Don't hold back there Krug, say what you mean.
Actually, that is not my dog. Found it on Yaw Tube. I am in the market for a dog though. I am a huge dog lover (Oi, not like that!) and will be scouring the pound very soon. I will get an abandoned dog as it is the right thing to do. So far 9 out of 10 pooches in the local pound are Staffies. I assume it is because they were flavour of the month for a few years and now there are too many. Dad has a soft spot for Jack Russell's as he grew up with them all his life in Ireland. But, we will no doubt end up with a right old mongrel. If it has love to give, we will give it back ten fold.
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Maybe this could swing you...
[video=youtube;vc9P6xNThIU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc9P6xNThIU[/video]
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