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Goth's, I am afraid we are getting very old mossy
astro..did you See the Age of the Goths...?....it would suit you and me down to the ground...
..I've Definitely got a bit of a Goth to me....inside an old womans body....but the Spark is there....
That is normal for even 90 year old males....:tiphat:
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But that says you need a word with the med mods....
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waxi:tiphat: that's why I said most of you......:hug:because I thought of you when I was typing.
I, literally, feel your pain, Bro! Take it easy with that icy cement. Its supposed to be 60 later in the week... Winter...yay....
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officinalis
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It's always cheaper on Amazon
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00KCSMMM4?pc_redir=1414181056&robot_redir=1
I love high tech stuff like this.
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Stoned dog selfie?
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[h=3]TEASMADE FOR THE 21ST CENTURY[/h]While your robots do all the hard work, you can sit back with a cuppa or a cocktail. Naturally, there are smart, connected ways to do this!
Try the iKettle (£99.99, firebox.com), pictured. It connects with a smartphone and wifi network, so when the smartphone alarm goes off, it will ask if you want to boil the kettle while you laze in bed.
It’ll alert you when it’s done, so it’s ready to pour when you get to the kitchen. And when you get home from work, it’ll politely ask again if you need a brew. It all comes in a chic, stainless steel body with an LED-backlit control panel
Even Hubby doesn't do That....:jaw:
Another technology that looks shortly to change is the humble door lock. In the U.S., there are several companies making locks that can connect to your home wi-fi and, as a result, be controlled by your smartphone.
Among them is the Kevo (£229, amazon.co.uk), produced by Kwikset, which looks like an ordinary Yale lock, and does, in fact, take a normal, physical key.
However, the Kevo can detect when the owner is approaching, and the door will automatically unlock. And, if your children have locked themselves out, you can unlock the door from anywhere in the world to let them in.
The Kevo also has the ability to issue guests with a time-limited pass to their smartphones, so they will be able to let themselves in and out of your home.
Sci-Fi.........:GoooAuto:
One day I'm going to have to get a mobile phone....you can do all sorts with them....
Aw Really funny selfie Anthropolis..:tiphat:
Try the iKettle (£99.99, firebox.com), pictured. It connects with a smartphone and wifi network, so when the smartphone alarm goes off, it will ask if you want to boil the kettle while you laze in bed.
It’ll alert you when it’s done, so it’s ready to pour when you get to the kitchen. And when you get home from work, it’ll politely ask again if you need a brew.
It all comes in a chic, stainless steel body with an LED-backlit control panelEven Hubby doesn't do That....:jaw:
Another technology that looks shortly to change is the humble door lock. In the U.S., there are several companies making locks that can connect to your home wi-fi and, as a result, be controlled by your smartphone.
Among them is the Kevo (£229, amazon.co.uk), produced by Kwikset, which looks like an ordinary Yale lock, and does, in fact, take a normal, physical key.
However, the Kevo can detect when the owner is approaching, and the door will automatically unlock. And, if your children have locked themselves out, you can unlock the door from anywhere in the world to let them in.
The Kevo also has the ability to issue guests with a time-limited pass to their smartphones, so they will be able to let themselves in and out of your home.
Sci-Fi.........:GoooAuto:
One day I'm going to have to get a mobile phone....you can do all sorts with them....
Aw Really funny selfie Anthropolis..:tiphat:
OMG... that reminds me of the time I was making oil for cookies. I accidentally burnt the oil! I was like .. fuck... that's a good 200 grams of trim wasted now!... The pot STANK so I put it outside the back door so it could cool down while keeping the horrible smell outside.
I forgot all about it and went to bed.
The next morning it was a wonderfully sunny nice day, so I let my dog out to pee and wander around the garden and sniff and bark and stuff, as usual.
I was sitting inside on the computer and looking outside at the nice day and my garden and I saw my dog standing there... looking as if he was drunk... kinda leaning to one side... drool coming out of this mouth.. his eyes half closed...
Then I realised... FUCK! I opened the door and he kinda 'woke up' (dead on his feet he was, like a zombie dog) and I quickly checked the pot with the burn't cannabis oil in it. Yip.. it looks like it's been licked at by a dog!
I called my dog over.. "here boy" and he stumbles over to me. Never have I seen any living creature more stoned in my life. I tried everything, from letting him sleep, to feeding him lots, to talking him for a brief walk. He was fucked! Omg.. he was SO stoned.
During a brief walk he literally couldn't keep it together. I'd ask him to sit to give him a break and he couldn't even sit! He'd fall over! A neighbour was walking past and was saying how beautiful my dog was and I was there propping him up smiling and say thank you! Reminded me of that movie weekend at bernies.
EDIT: btw he was totally stoned for 24 hours. The entire time I was trying to be sooo nice to him so he had a 'good trip' I even let him up on the sofa beside me (although not long after he puked on my sofa lol.. serves me right.)
I forgot all about it and went to bed.
The next morning it was a wonderfully sunny nice day, so I let my dog out to pee and wander around the garden and sniff and bark and stuff, as usual.
I was sitting inside on the computer and looking outside at the nice day and my garden and I saw my dog standing there... looking as if he was drunk... kinda leaning to one side... drool coming out of this mouth.. his eyes half closed...
Then I realised... FUCK! I opened the door and he kinda 'woke up' (dead on his feet he was, like a zombie dog) and I quickly checked the pot with the burn't cannabis oil in it. Yip.. it looks like it's been licked at by a dog!
I called my dog over.. "here boy" and he stumbles over to me. Never have I seen any living creature more stoned in my life. I tried everything, from letting him sleep, to feeding him lots, to talking him for a brief walk. He was fucked! Omg.. he was SO stoned.
During a brief walk he literally couldn't keep it together. I'd ask him to sit to give him a break and he couldn't even sit! He'd fall over! A neighbour was walking past and was saying how beautiful my dog was and I was there propping him up smiling and say thank you! Reminded me of that movie weekend at bernies.
EDIT: btw he was totally stoned for 24 hours. The entire time I was trying to be sooo nice to him so he had a 'good trip' I even let him up on the sofa beside me (although not long after he puked on my sofa lol.. serves me right.)
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LMFAO! Poor, stoned as hell, high to the moon, dog!- Status