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My wife buys me those "nose" hair trimmers and im like hell know!
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Take it as a Sign The Elvis......"MysticMossy"...





a sign that you have done something to upset her and she is trying to get her own back....:coffee2:


I like this guy, sounds like one of those really funny guys that doesn't mean to be. Which makes it more funny.
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It is a Nightmare....:slaps:..I can't buy life insurance coz I know he will die in some totally Improbable accident and I'll end up on Trial if I get him insured.


The day he did the golf cart..there was one of the golfers had done something to his leg and was in plaster up to the hip..so hubby said just put him and me on one buggy and he can hang his bad leg out the side.....I'll drive..


hubby is yapping away and decides to drive across a steep slope...buggy nearly tips..throws hubby out onto the only patch of concrete on the whole golfcourse..knocks him clean out...

and the poor guy with his leg in plaster is careening down a hill with a driverless golf buggy.....:yoinks:..he's lethal..






:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:
 
Take it as a Sign The Elvis......"MysticMossy"...





a sign that you have done something to upset her and she is trying to get her own back....:coffee2:



No the wife is just 33 and she says I do things that make her crazy like pulling out nose hairs. or whatever! its 8:36 i should go wake her up for work..
 
Beautiful pipes Fairlynew. Looks like now is a good time to order them at any 2 for $149.

But I need to vape, Smoke and its odors are now a no no here.
I have to admit that 8 months of no tell tale odors have added to my serenity and safety.
We know somebody close who recently went through a period of more attention than I would ever wish for and one mistimed puff of smoke could have had a huge impact on an otherwise non-eventful outcome. :stylez rasta smoke:

BTW, Thank you Mossy.
 
Mossy have you ever thought of trying to get a tv show made about his accidents cause you can't make that stuff up

It's a good thing you don't have any cliffs around
 
She is awake now she will come in here and say i smoke to much weed and need to stop smelling up the house and to clean wile shes at work i do .. things can get really out of control when a woman gets ready before work shower hair, face, clothes, shoes, oh my god it gets crazy! why all the panic?
 
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She is awake now she will come in here and say i smoke to much weed and need to stop smelling up the house and to clean wile shes at work i do .. things can get really out of control when a woman gets ready before work shower hair, face, clothes, shoes, oh my god it gets crazy! why all the panic?
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Be careful, Monday Naughty Step for you Elvis! :grin:

PAL :hug::peace:

MB.
 
Mossy said:
A bong does the same to Me...:coffee2:..the pen doesn't.




:crying:..spoken like a True Stoner.....adjust the doseage you put In..or put it down after half....:xlaugh:..no-one says you have to knock it down in one...it isn't tequila....


When hubby smoked rolls he never had to trim his nose hair after trying to light half smoked joints when Stoned..wOOf..no nose hair...:devil:
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Pens are nice, but your right, your not going to get a bong hit...lol! But, the Arizer Extreme Q, or, if your have lots of cash to burn... a volcano. I recently got to hit on a bag of vape from an Extreme Q, and WOA! One hit and I was TOTALLY stoned, like I could barely walk lol! Smaller hit next time.....:Sharing One:

I switch often though. Vape a few days, my lovely waterpipe a few days, then maybe joints or my pen. Even my cheapo, chinese desk top vape ( Easy Vape ) will give you a surprise as to how much a good vape hit can do.
 
pretty amazing the difference between men and women.... and how much time they spend trying to look good. us guys... 10 minutes... max! :crying:

women... it all has to be perfect... hair, nails, eye, eyebrows... good god... I don't have that kind of time! :crying:

But, it is appreciated.... I like beautiful women.... :)
 
JM said:
pretty amazing the difference between men and women.... and how much time they spend trying to look good. us guys... 10 minutes... max! :crying:

women... it all has to be perfect... hair, nails, eye, eyebrows... good god... I don't have that kind of time! :crying:

But, it is appreciated.... I like beautiful women.... :)
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Aint that true?
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Major respect sir!

Peaace? :coffee2:

Damn, got that wrong :peace:

MB.
 
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