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A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of weed.
"It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing it down the toilet it magically appear back in my pocket again."
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing it, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
"What for?" I asked.
He said, "The weed."
I said, "What weed?"

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Thank you Spanglish and Paddler,

With the lack of recent posts,......

I was beginning to think that Live Stoners were becoming sober !! Shudder the thought.

Keep up the banter guys.......eP.
 
Right on eP, thanks yes we shall post and we shall chat like the civilized stoners that we are.
I would like to thank the staffer (s) who got me my rep points back...um not to be picky, but weren't there like 5 or 6 hundred more rep points before? Haha nah only kidding. Thanks though for giving em back, its the only way people know I'm not a complete idiot, only a partial idiot on my left side, my right side is of average intelligence.
 
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