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[BR549]

I know I'm too late to post a pet photo, so here's a photo of a guard animal who takes his job very seriously.

 

[paddler54]

First off BR, it is never to late to post you pals pics. Quite the serious lurker there, I bet little gets past him! Secondly

 

[Dark Matter]

Stoner cat....stoner cat.... I's just likes the smells..

 

[epenguin]

I'm in a bad mood. Got toothache. It got me thinking....there's a turn up eh?

What is your best insult when some twit pisses you off. Got any great put downs ? Classics like...

"Your face looks like it was on fire, and someone put it out with a hammer !"

Come on you stoners, you must have the odd gem........direct them at me if it helps, us penguins have very thick skin. Roast away peeps.......eP.

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

no put down,but the thick skin bit got me thinking to.
marriage going a bit stale so I suggested S&M.she sleeps I masterbate.

 

[epenguin]

A penguin can always rely on Archie. How ya doing chum, been a while !

eP.

 

[Dark Matter]

I fingered some bird when I was clubbing last night,

Wait, a penguin is a bird right?

 

[stepside]

ep, you got something on your chin... Fifth one down

 

[paddler54]

You are so fat you affect the tides.

 

[Peteey010]

Ok so here's a real big stoner moment. I dropped some fresh seeds to soak on Sunday morning, put them on the windowsill and didn't get time to check them yesterday but looked earlier this evening wondering why they'd all sunk but no tap root.
Well it turns out to soak seeds you need to add water..