Hello Farm Friends,
We have added new strain and swag stickers and other merch items to the shop. Please review the bottom of this post to get more info about new merch, and answer all of your questions!
**Please remember that we are unable to combine orders per the FAQ. These products will be available on a regular basis.**
-The USA store opens - Monday, January 17th @ 3 PM Eastern Time / 12 PM Pacific Time
Strain List
Genetic Heritage: Skywalker x Forum Stomper
Seed Type: F3 Feminised Automatic
Indica/Sativa: 50/50
Cycle Time: 65 to 70 days from sprout
Skystomper was originally released as our first ever all-artisanal Limited Edition strain back in 2016. With the heavy hitting OG parentage from Skywalker and Sour Stomper, it was always a strain that was a firm favourite with our smoke buddies in the city, so much so that a stash of seeds has remained in both Mitch’s and Brad’s personal collections since then. After the overwhelming success of our first wave Reserva release, Mitch & Tim put their heads together again to concoct the second & third waves of Reserva strains for release, and Skystomper was right at the top of that list. But you know us, constantly searching for the perfect autoflowering strains, we knew that we could add more to this firm farm-favourite. For Skystomper 2.0 we’ve switched the Sour Stomper parent for its own offspring; Forum Stomper, our own version of the ever-popular Cookies. We did a few sneaky runs in any spare tent space we could find to see if we are the eccentric geniuses we think we are, and, honestly, the proof is in the pudding. The new Forum Stomper parentage now adds an extra serving of grease to this already fire strain, making her greasier than the deep fat fryer at your local chippy, the super hash plant characteristics makes this girl a primo choice for extraction work. We love it, the farm loves it, our city-dwelling smoke buddies love it, and we know you will too. This is one that exemplifies the joy of growing autos, and is a little wonder to watch truck along. From both a grower’s and a smoker's perspective, she doesn’t disappoint.
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-The UK store opens - Monday, January 17th @ 12 PM GMT
Strain List
Genetic Heritage: Gorilla Glue #4 x Grape Crinkle
Seed Type: F4 Feminised Automatic
Indica/Sativa: 50/50
Cycle Time: 60 to 65 days from sprout
4 Assed Monkey is a speedy auto indeed, putting on flowers and putting out her sparkly oils from early in life. We would classify her as being on the smaller side of medium. When given room to spread out and a good environment she will yield well, but is aptly suited to smaller spaces or to be grown in higher plant densities. We would recommend some leaf tucking and gentle manipulation to aid her on her journey, but with limited veg time for the most part she isn't best suited to heavy manipulation and harsh training techniques. Aromas range from earthy with hints of sour initially that develop into a fruity tropical blend that is ultra tasty and salivating. Flowers have tight formation encrusted in resin. Bag appeal is top notch on this lady.
----New Merch FAQ-----
Can I buy all the strain stickers together?
-For now, we will have only the strain stickers on sale that match the strains in the Monday drop. In the future we will also offer complete packs for the Collections (Originals, Reserva, etc).
When will be the strain sticker packs available?
-We are working with a designer who is redesigning all of our strain stickers. The same designer has already done a few for us before, like HubbaBubbaHaze, Pink Panama and Toofless Alien. We are in the final stages of making sure our team is happy with all of the designs before we send them for print. We’ll make them available as soon as we have them!
What else are you going to offer in terms of merch?
-We will start off with the strain stickers, swag sticker packs and plant tags. Over the course of the year, we will be adding more products, though we don’t want to put too much strain on the packing team and starting with too many items at once. We’re all ears for merch ideas and things you’d like to see.
Can I only buy merch and still receive freebies?
-As per our new freebie tier system you will receive 2 freebies starting with an order of over $30, it doesn’t matter what products you purchase to get over this threshold.
Can you combine my orders? I bought the seeds first and went back to buy merch after.
-Unfortunately, we are not able to combine orders. We fulfill orders from different locations and your orders might be assigned to different people for packing. We would recommend using the favorite option (the heart icon next to a product card) to add all items you would like to your Wishlist for a quicker checkout. However, we know that certain strains will sell out quickly, but the swag sticker bundles and the plant tags will be available every week, and only the special items or strain stickers will vary between openings.
I wanted to buy plant tags, but they are not yet available in my location (UK and Canada)?
-Plant tags will be on sale as soon as we can in Canada and the UK. Unfortunately, the shipment to the UK and Canada has been delayed slightly, but they are on their way and will be available soon.
Important information for the purchase from the merch store:
-We have a new minimum order value of $6, which is equal to the cheapest swag sticker pack
-You can add the items of interest to your Wishlist, via the heart button, for a quicker check out, which is always recommended.
-We will only offer a few strain stickers per week matching the strains available, however depending on our current stock they might not always match.
We have added new strain and swag stickers and other merch items to the shop. Please review the bottom of this post to get more info about new merch, and answer all of your questions!
**Please remember that we are unable to combine orders per the FAQ. These products will be available on a regular basis.**
-The USA store opens - Monday, January 17th @ 3 PM Eastern Time / 12 PM Pacific Time
Strain List
- Skystomper 2.0
- Double Grape
- Northern Cheese Haze
- Creme De La Chem
- 3 Bears OG
- Strain Stickers, swag sticker packs, plant tags, and pins!!!
Genetic Heritage: Skywalker x Forum Stomper
Seed Type: F3 Feminised Automatic
Indica/Sativa: 50/50
Cycle Time: 65 to 70 days from sprout
Skystomper was originally released as our first ever all-artisanal Limited Edition strain back in 2016. With the heavy hitting OG parentage from Skywalker and Sour Stomper, it was always a strain that was a firm favourite with our smoke buddies in the city, so much so that a stash of seeds has remained in both Mitch’s and Brad’s personal collections since then. After the overwhelming success of our first wave Reserva release, Mitch & Tim put their heads together again to concoct the second & third waves of Reserva strains for release, and Skystomper was right at the top of that list. But you know us, constantly searching for the perfect autoflowering strains, we knew that we could add more to this firm farm-favourite. For Skystomper 2.0 we’ve switched the Sour Stomper parent for its own offspring; Forum Stomper, our own version of the ever-popular Cookies. We did a few sneaky runs in any spare tent space we could find to see if we are the eccentric geniuses we think we are, and, honestly, the proof is in the pudding. The new Forum Stomper parentage now adds an extra serving of grease to this already fire strain, making her greasier than the deep fat fryer at your local chippy, the super hash plant characteristics makes this girl a primo choice for extraction work. We love it, the farm loves it, our city-dwelling smoke buddies love it, and we know you will too. This is one that exemplifies the joy of growing autos, and is a little wonder to watch truck along. From both a grower’s and a smoker's perspective, she doesn’t disappoint.
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-The UK store opens - Monday, January 17th @ 12 PM GMT
Strain List
- 4 Assed Monkey Restock!!!
- Double Grape
- Chemdogging
- Skywalker
- 3 Bears OG
- Strain stickers, swag sticker packs
Genetic Heritage: Gorilla Glue #4 x Grape Crinkle
Seed Type: F4 Feminised Automatic
Indica/Sativa: 50/50
Cycle Time: 60 to 65 days from sprout
4 Assed Monkey is a speedy auto indeed, putting on flowers and putting out her sparkly oils from early in life. We would classify her as being on the smaller side of medium. When given room to spread out and a good environment she will yield well, but is aptly suited to smaller spaces or to be grown in higher plant densities. We would recommend some leaf tucking and gentle manipulation to aid her on her journey, but with limited veg time for the most part she isn't best suited to heavy manipulation and harsh training techniques. Aromas range from earthy with hints of sour initially that develop into a fruity tropical blend that is ultra tasty and salivating. Flowers have tight formation encrusted in resin. Bag appeal is top notch on this lady.
----New Merch FAQ-----
Can I buy all the strain stickers together?
-For now, we will have only the strain stickers on sale that match the strains in the Monday drop. In the future we will also offer complete packs for the Collections (Originals, Reserva, etc).
When will be the strain sticker packs available?
-We are working with a designer who is redesigning all of our strain stickers. The same designer has already done a few for us before, like HubbaBubbaHaze, Pink Panama and Toofless Alien. We are in the final stages of making sure our team is happy with all of the designs before we send them for print. We’ll make them available as soon as we have them!
What else are you going to offer in terms of merch?
-We will start off with the strain stickers, swag sticker packs and plant tags. Over the course of the year, we will be adding more products, though we don’t want to put too much strain on the packing team and starting with too many items at once. We’re all ears for merch ideas and things you’d like to see.
Can I only buy merch and still receive freebies?
-As per our new freebie tier system you will receive 2 freebies starting with an order of over $30, it doesn’t matter what products you purchase to get over this threshold.
Can you combine my orders? I bought the seeds first and went back to buy merch after.
-Unfortunately, we are not able to combine orders. We fulfill orders from different locations and your orders might be assigned to different people for packing. We would recommend using the favorite option (the heart icon next to a product card) to add all items you would like to your Wishlist for a quicker checkout. However, we know that certain strains will sell out quickly, but the swag sticker bundles and the plant tags will be available every week, and only the special items or strain stickers will vary between openings.
I wanted to buy plant tags, but they are not yet available in my location (UK and Canada)?
-Plant tags will be on sale as soon as we can in Canada and the UK. Unfortunately, the shipment to the UK and Canada has been delayed slightly, but they are on their way and will be available soon.
Important information for the purchase from the merch store:
-We have a new minimum order value of $6, which is equal to the cheapest swag sticker pack
-You can add the items of interest to your Wishlist, via the heart button, for a quicker check out, which is always recommended.
-We will only offer a few strain stickers per week matching the strains available, however depending on our current stock they might not always match.
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