Redneck Revival (Chicken Free Zone)
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OUCH !!!
On my way Boss, I got the essential oils for your foot massage. If you knoworrImean. Nudge nudge.
I don't suppose you could send hubby to the pictures again could ya ? That toe need some serious attention. I will bring the cleaver too, in case we need to amputate. I warn you, I usually go from the knee, just to be sure.
Here is my latest satisfied customer.....
And here is the one I don't want to talk about. In my defence, I was stoned........
eP.
On my way Boss, I got the essential oils for your foot massage. If you knoworrImean. Nudge nudge.
I don't suppose you could send hubby to the pictures again could ya ? That toe need some serious attention. I will bring the cleaver too, in case we need to amputate. I warn you, I usually go from the knee, just to be sure.
Here is my latest satisfied customer.....
And here is the one I don't want to talk about. In my defence, I was stoned........
eP.
Yuk
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What's sad is I'm the biggest puss-cake in the world when it comes to feeling icky. Give me a saw cut or broken bones over a head cold any day!
Ouch. A caterpillar that bit back?
That would make some fine BBQ in Papua New Guinea, eP!
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That would make some fine BBQ in Papua New Guinea, eP!
Actually, I spit roasted the foot after 24 hour marinade in Worcesetr Worcestr wocester Worcewster, feck it, Soy sauce and Lime juice and seasoning..... twas awful. Chewy, stringy and made you wanna throw up.
A bit like my ex-wifes cooking. lol
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Actually, I spit roasted the foot after 24 hour marinade in Worcesetr Worcestr wocester Worcewster, feck it, Soy sauce and Lime juice and seasoning..... twas awful. Chewy, stringy and made you wanna throw up.
A bit like my ex-wifes cooking. lol
eP.
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Awe hell, don't make me laugh like that! Next time, slow smoke, and use the big toe calluses like burnt ends. Southern Cannibal heaven!
I feel almost guilty for feeling this good using such a serious medicine.... I would not be functional for work, however.
BTW, while at the moment I'm feeling entirely bullet proof, Karma and prayers for my Son and Missus would be hugely appreciated.
And no. I won't rub crystals together
I've seen the weight AFN Karma carries. I'd like that cloud over my family
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11th Year Anniversary
Dropping through to send some love RR, wishing I could have bypassed the feets pictures. I believe it will be a vegetable dinner kind of night now although I am a big fan of the worchestestestignshitzeshoure flavor. Who the hell ever named that city had to have been knock down sloppy drunk at the time.
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