Seed Stockers Seed Stockers' 420 Limerick Contest

[DCLXVI]

There are some quite good ones on here. Been trying to be witty all afternoon...this will have to do:

From the gum to the glue, and the Rucu Cucu that's new,

Seedstockers from Spain has something for you

Grow wild out in the rain or indoors without pain,

The pleasure is something quite true.

#420Limerick

 

[Antidote]

A connoisseur from Indonesia,
Spent life in search of synesthesia
He smoked some strong pot
And forgets what he forgot
And now has a case of amnesia.
#420Limerick

 

[Hashsloth]

An connoisseur from Indonesia,
Spent life in search of synesthesia
He smoked some strong pot
And forgets what he forgot
And now has a case of amnesia

Remember to put #420limerick in your post

 

[Kyote]

Blackberry Gum is an auto they say

outdoors it flipped less sunshine way

but wouldn't you know

it turned out to be gold
now it's puff puff pass away!

#420limerick

 

[Antidote]

A seed company from Barcelona.
Sells a weed with a distinct aroma.
It's name is Jack Herer,
Effect's happy, not terror.
But it might send you into a coma.

#420Limerick

(Es diu Jack Herer)

 

[DDubs]

Homer came up with a strain,
Rucu Cucu is its name.
Seedstockers provided the beans,
For Ddubs to try it seams.
Here's to hoping this changes the game.

#420Limerick

 

[Silver]

I always grew my plants from plain old bag seed,
Then I found Seed Stockers, these guys are a different breed,
Now I always grow straight fire,
Their Sour Diesel take me higher,
Check them out, they have everything that you will ever need.

#420Limerick

 

[Silver]

Hi ho, my names Silver, I get up, up and awaaaaay,
Don't delay, hit up Seed Stockers today,
They always provide high quality genetics,
Their Panty Punch, is straight up anesthetics,
Had a few tokes, now I'm tired gonna hit the hay.

#420Limerick

 

[Unvaccinated]

@Seedstockers-Mark
What Is a Limerick?
A limerick is a five-line poem that consists of a single stanza, an AABBA rhyme scheme, and whose subject is a short, pithy tale or description. Most limericks are comedic, some are downright crude, and nearly all are trivial in nature.

Mark I posted a limerick on your competition, as your description it was downright crude and fitting.

What kind of corruption are we seeing here? As it’s been removed?

Thanks .

 

[blue]

There once was a stoner called blue
who didn't have that much to do
so sat around watching
and waiting and modding
Till the seed stockers plants grew and grew

#420Limerick