Ya must be a Aussie , or you are trying to be one ., 
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Wile e Peyote
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Na mate scouser from the UK where just as dodgy as you aussies [emoji16]Ya must be a Aussie , or you are trying to be one .,
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Take the piss . 3 weeks old . and I'm not telling how I did it .
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Wile e Peyote
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Ye and I'm 21 and not an ole fecker and vlads not a bit chubby [emoji16]Take the piss . 3 weeks old . and I'm not telling how I did it .View attachment 940195
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What , Bloody Pom -- I was born in South Shields 1960 , So I am a east side . Ya know most of the world do do not understand our humor , Here I think you will like this one .
A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
Wile e Peyote
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Wile e Peyote
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Fookin hell born in 1960 you ole fart you've got 12 years on me [emoji847]
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Now your just takin the pee that's @Duckster [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Ya must be a Aussie , or you are trying to be one .,
I had an Aussie work mate that claimed his family lineage as X (don't recall the number) generations from stealing bread. Only reason Wile isn't an Aussie is his ancestor didn't get caught!
We used to play golf with a couple of Kiwis. One day he made a smart ass comment and I called him a feckin Aussie sheep shagger and he says naw that's them Kiwis. We had another work mate that was a Brit who he referred to as the "wingeing pommey"Naw can't be me - I got no slippers or pajamas, but I do have hair.
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