Egg shells - blenders - and the Boss

[hecno]

No more sex ever , well nearly I was able to dodge that , I am good at getting myself into trouble with she who must be obeyed . I am sure you guys will understand what this yarn is about . So what happened , well it goes like this , I know some chefs around town and asked them to keep egg shells foe me which they did and I brought them home and dried them out and broke them up a bit so I could put them in the blender , which I did and bugger me the Boss says , what the hell are you doing Hecno that can't be good for the blender blades , Nar it's ok I say , Hmm she not real happy , any way I finish that lot and she says , don't do it again -- Yes Dear --
--- But being the sneaky bugger that I am [ All is fair in Love and War ] next time I wait till she goes out .
But I had a better idea for using the blender -- Chicken manure Pellets whizzed up to powder man did it work well , Hmm Guano pellets , yep , same nice fine powder . Time to clean the blender before she gets home . Off to the kitchen I go -- clean - clean - clean -- Ha she will never know , soon as it is dry I will put it away , but before I do a car turns up so I go down stairs and me mate is here . How ya going Hecno I have some beer here -- cool I like beer -- so a bit of a yarn and a joint and time goes by and off he goes . Now here I am potting around in the garden and the --- Boss -- comes home and all is good in the world , Hecno you been using the blender on bloody egg shells again -- Dam I forgot to put it away . Egg shells she can live with -
Guano and chicken shit = no more sex ever .

 

[Eyes on Fire]

LOL!!

 

[Jraven]

Scary man, that's a close call.

 

[Starbreaker]

That's funny. I was always told to throw the egg shells in the garbage disposal because it sharpens the blades? Not sure if it's true, but you may have done her a favor! Not really with the poo though haha! Get a blender for your garden!

No more sex ever , well nearly I was able to dodge that , I am good at getting myself into trouble with she who must be obeyed . I am sure you guys will understand what this yarn is about . So what happened , well it goes like this , I know some chefs around town and asked them to keep egg shells foe me which they did and I brought them home and dried them out and broke them up a bit so I could put them in the blender , which I did and bugger me the Boss says , what the hell are you doing Hecno that can't be good for the blender blades , Nar it's ok I say , Hmm she not real happy , any way I finish that lot and she says , don't do it again -- Yes Dear --
--- But being the sneaky bugger that I am [ All is fair in Love and War ] next time I wait till she goes out .
But I had a better idea for using the blender -- Chicken manure Pellets whizzed up to powder man did it work well , Hmm Guano pellets , yep , same nice fine powder . Time to clean the blender before she gets home . Off to the kitchen I go -- clean - clean - clean -- Ha she will never know , soon as it is dry I will put it away , but before I do a car turns up so I go down stairs and me mate is here . How ya going Hecno I have some beer here -- cool I like beer -- so a bit of a yarn and a joint and time goes by and off he goes . Now here I am potting around in the garden and the --- Boss -- comes home and all is good in the world , Hecno you been using the blender on bloody egg shells again -- Dam I forgot to put it away . Egg shells she can live with -
Guano and chicken shit = no more sex ever .

 

[farmergreen007]

That's funny. Not really with the poo though haha! Get a blender for your garden!

I agree, I wouldn't eat or drink anything made in that blender I can already imagine your next party "hecno these are good mudslides but I do taste a hint of chicken shit in there"

I am always looking for blenders and food processors at garage sales and thrift stores, along with tools of any kind.

 

[Starbreaker]

I agree, I wouldn't eat or drink anything made in that blender I can already imagine your next party "hecno these are good mudslides but I do taste a hint of chicken shit in there"

I am always looking for blenders and food processors at garage sales and thrift stores, along with tools of any kind.

Lmao! !

 

[Eyes on Fire]

A chicken run slider LOL! frigin crazzy man LMAO!

 

[hecno]

Come on possums , toughen up , Geeze I did wash it out . When ya live in the bush ya have to use what you have . Look ta make ya happy I will buy -- The BOSS -- a new one for her birthday -- Ok -- .

 

[Eyes on Fire]

LOL!! hey Im cool with it man.LOL as long as ya dis assembled (which i now ya did) it,and cleaned it up with fire(LMAO Joking),or an equally nice scouring stuff,im sure its all good.glass pitcher?no problem unless the glass is all scratched to shit from it.but if not shouldnt be a problem,grind away.in the closet,in the dark at night.. LOL away from prying eyes

 

[Jraven]

Come on possums , toughen up , Geeze I did wash it out . When ya live in the bush ya have to use what you have . Look ta make ya happy I will buy -- The BOSS -- a new one for her birthday -- Ok -- .

That's a great solution brother, getting a couple birds with one stone. I've been using one of those little whirly blade coffee grinders. Our blender is an "heirloom" lol so I guess I better get my own if I want to step up. I think She's kind of attached to the old one hehe. I'll have to either get her a better one or myself a cheaper one.