
I Heard it was an asteroid strike coz we left the Alien thread up..and they Heard about it....

..come after
@MR magoo
I heard it was coz the Staff were revolting..

..I mean..having a revolution..and they barricaded themselves in the Staff room and hoisted the Jolly Roger....
Poor Roger..............he's not so Jolly anymore...
I Heard we were hacked by Elon Musk coz he wasn't too impressed with photos....

..wanting a Decent smoke...Automatic...
but Hell...it was as Boring as an incompetent Server Provider.....

...but we don't get good publicity for that.
Let's make it Entertaining....