Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '26

[Son of Hobbes]

In a few years when your my age. You'll wait til night to get good and stoned, then your daughter will call with a flat tire. Happened to me 3 times now, and i'm always changing a fuckin tire along an interstate with trucks rolling by and wondering if the winds gonna knock the car off the jack. So I say anytimes a good time to get stoned, cause shit gonna happen anyways. Sorry your customer was such a karen.

Taryn. She was a TARYN!



My kids aren't quite old enough to drive yet thank God. My son its going through puberty though. That. Is a lot.

 

[Drownomatic]

In a few years when your my age. You'll wait til night to get good and stoned, then your daughter will call with a flat tire. Happened to me 3 times now, and i'm always changing a fuckin tire along an interstate with trucks rolling by and wondering if the winds gonna knock the car off the jack. So I say anytimes a good time to get stoned, cause shit gonna happen anyways. Sorry your customer was such a karen.

I have an ultra low profile aluminum jack. This and Milwaukee impact and a lock removing set if the little one calls for a tire emergency.

 

[Badfinger]

Taryn. She was a TARYN!



My kids aren't quite old enough to drive yet thank God. My son its going through puberty though. That. Is a lot.

Thats why I said in a few years for the driving. As for the son, enjoy them water bills, them 45 minute showers aint cheap.

 

[Mossy]

Oh gravity already has.

Every trip to the toilet is a gentle gamble if the jewels will break the surface tension of the toilet water. Doesn't matter the brand, I can make an educated case on how much the tank holds in gallons depending on the coolness of the dip. I am the master of the toilet bowl levitation. Need to take a #2 at a bar, restaurant, or gas station? Fughettaboutit.

If I forgo briefs, I recreate the gentle sound of Newton's Cradle whilst jogging.

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As long as I keep an even pace, it's a perpetual jog of "what the fuck is making that sound?" That's what I said to myself the first time I heard it. It was then, for the first time in my life, I realized I had some low hanging fruit.

 

[Badfinger]

Speaking of water bills. My dad the cheap ass depression era baby, would stand in the bathroom when me and my brothers took a shower and timed us. You had 10 minutes. I had a brother much younger, old man would go into the basement and turn the water off on him.

 

[Dab]

 

[Mossy]

Hubby went from briefs..to boxers..then some with longer legs..and longer legs again...and nothing stopped the escapees until these... ..

The ones with the tackle pocket in the front.

Underpants actually designed for mens bits..like that didn't take forever.....

Your tackle goes in the pocket..no hanging below and getting nipped in your jeans...and no sticking to your thigh like a slug in warm weather..gravity balls Contained..... #JustSayin


When any of you get over 40....

 

[Frankthetank]

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Skeeter has no clue what is happening

 

[JM]

Getting ready for the 2026 grow season:

 

[trailanimal]

Can you fill a camel back with hot chocolate? Asking for a friend.

probably