Oh gravity already has.
Every trip to the toilet is a gentle gamble if the jewels will break the surface tension of the toilet water. Doesn't matter the brand, I can make an educated case on how much the tank holds in gallons depending on the coolness of the dip. I am the master of the toilet bowl levitation. Need to take a #2 at a bar, restaurant, or gas station? Fughettaboutit.
If I forgo briefs, I recreate the gentle sound of Newton's Cradle whilst jogging.
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As long as I keep an even pace, it's a perpetual jog of "what the
fuck is making that
sound?" That's what I said to myself the first time I heard it. It was then, for the first time in my life, I realized I had some low hanging fruit.