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Oh gravity already has.

Every trip to the toilet is a gentle gamble if the jewels will break the surface tension of the toilet water. Doesn't matter the brand, I can make an educated case on how much the tank holds in gallons depending on the coolness of the dip. I am the master of the toilet bowl levitation. Need to take a #2 at a bar, restaurant, or gas station? Fughettaboutit.

If I forgo briefs, I recreate the gentle sound of Newton's Cradle whilst jogging.

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As long as I keep an even pace, it's a perpetual jog of "what the fuck is making that sound?" That's what I said to myself the first time I heard it. It was then, for the first time in my life, I realized I had some low hanging fruit.
If they start "clacking" I am going someplace warmer.
 
I was going to take a que from American women.... just hang it ou there with a piece of dental floss next to it! :)
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@JM :pighug: ..you going feral......... again.....:crying:...?...


You know there is a compulsory underwear on site rule...:headbang:..since we got the last Flash wipes bill in...
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It's bad enough bleaching the cup in plague season... without wiping all the seats down as well....:coffee:...


One of those ridiculous things we put up with every day and don't think about though...mens underwear is not designed for mens bodies...:shrug:..

The ones with the tackle pocket are the Playtex of mens underwear..Lift and Separate....Hello Boys....:eyebrows:...


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