Weird Weekend News
Woman Grows A Potato Inside Her Vagina In An Attempt At Birth Control
A young woman in Colombia grew a potato inside her vagina after attempting to use it as a form of contraception.
Yes, a potato.
Not the actual potato. [Rex]
Apparently the woefully misinformed 22-year-old was told by her mother that a potato placed inside the vagina was a successful method of birth control.
Yes, her mother.
Her mistake was spotted when she visited a clinic complaining of abdominal pains and a nurse found roots emerging from her vagina.
After two weeks, the potato had begun to germinate and grow roots.
Thankfully, the offending spud was removed and the woman has not suffered any lasting effects.
But the fact that this happened in the first place does call in to question the hilarious, dangerous and downright ridiculous contraception myths that are still being told to naïve young people.
The weird thing is she had it insider her for two weeks as a means to stop her getting pregnant.
The question I ask is in order for her to do this she must have been sexually active and if this was the case, why had no one noticed.
Seriously, I would have noticed banging up against a potato.
Ahhh yessss...... we have a never ending supply of candidates for the Darwin Award..............

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