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Morning Stoners...:Hookah:...Sharing...all Day.....


Sending my Burnt Offerings to the Great Ganja Goddess on her Special day.....:Drag-On:


Unfortunately...:grin:..due to site update..me Rep is still stuck at Max Rep...cough cough...so..to Qualify for Rep Slap from me..I want a drinking story..AND Avatar from you....

It doesn't have to be a current one...posting Stoned is Funny..posting p*ssed at this time in the morning is likely to get you Murdered by the other half...:happy Birthday:

Staff Parties...:slaps:...oh man..I can't remember how many times I've had to sneak into work by the side entrance after staff parties..:slaps:

The Famous one was sharing chipolato sausages mouth to mouth with someone elses boy friend....:jaw:..aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............and..I worked with her.



It was Very Enjoyable at the time...:xlaugh:
 
Yeah work parties are amazing. Especially if you work in a bar! We have a folk festival every year, the whole town goes mental, and after working flad out for 4 days straight the landlady gave us a free bar as long zs we wrote down what we had..

I cant count this one though as I dont remember it, woke up on some girls sofa who carried me back to her place. (A perfect gentle-woman haha) quite an awkward conversation with her boyfriend though when he came in. That paper we wrote our drinks on was amazing too, theres beers and shots for half a page, and then just a list of girls names, some drawings and illegible squiggles and then in neat writing at the bottom of my list, someone had written "ALL THE RUM"

good times haha
 
So glad idont have to look at that f**king carpet anymore. Thats worth a celebration in itself! "Bailers Booya"
 
Fire-water huh?"Nammy's Lusty" I don't really drink anymore. I have one every now and then, although the last time was in Mallorca in May of last year. I've never really enjoyed the taste and I always feel like I have a huge cloud around my head. If I could drink JUST the right amount I would be ok, but who does that? lol It's always "Alright I'm feeling pretty good, let's have another." :MmmMedibles..:

I had my first shots with my dad and the neighbor.:Cheers me Dears: Tequila. Oh god, I almost get sick just thinking of any dark liquor.

The drunkest I've ever been and the only instance of memory gaps I've ever had was my first real party as a freshman in high school. It got to the point where one of my buddies was hiding the bottle of Seagram's 7 that we'd brought. That would have worked if only I hadn't been standing at the kitchen window watching him hide it in the little waterfall by the hot tub:Nosey Neighbour: He found me a little bit later drinking straight from the bottle, luckily not IN the waterfall.

I'm a pretty shy guy, but get a little liquor in me and whoa. Most of my classes were with kids that were a year older than me then, and those are the ones that just happened to be at the party. All these girls that I wouldn't have dreamed of talking to at school, but I was Mr. Casanova that night "astros Wink wink.."(so I thought).

I was getting so obnoxious towards the end of the party (for me it was the end, pretty sure it was still daylight out) our Mormon friend who didn't drink had to take me for a drive so everyone else could enjoy the party. That's where things get fuzzy. I remember having to stop on the side of the road so I could puke my guts out:Feeling SAD..?: and the next thing I remember is waking up in the bathtub back at the party.

So, yeah, nice start to high school"Eye roll" lol.

Nah,
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I got a bit of a taste for Red wine a few years ago when my parents lived in SW France,there is a region in the high Piranesi Mountains called Madiran and most if not all of the Chateaus use the Tannant grape which has 3 times the amount of anti oxidants than most wine grapes,the best of the Chateaus is called Viella and there premium red wine is heavenly and of such high quality it leaves fingers on the glass as you would see with a fine brandy. I have a few bottles in storage for special occasions.

http://www.madiran-story.fr/en/nos-vignerons-en-portrait/36-gers-winemakers/128-viella
 
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Drinking avatars? Suffice to say that a million stories can be told but it will never be as funny as seeing it live so I will just leave it all to your imagination.

Plus a song about my two favorite things in the world, Blue, c'mon over here and give me a big hug!

I apologize for that one in advance, I couldn't help myself. It's Friday!

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That made me Laugh...one for the Ladies....
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When I was really sick I could drink anyone under the table..it was the only way I could sleep..and even that was rarely successful...

after really heavy sessions if I got some sleep I Never got hangovers..

I'd jump out of bed in the morning fresh and ready to go..hubby would open one watery red rimmed eye and say..Have you got a hangover...?
I'd say No..and he'd say..well..you bloody Deserve one...:crying:
 
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