Dreadlow
Community Service. BOM thread
Namvet, dude, sorry to hear about the missed opportunity!
Okay heres one from me;
A couple of years ago I went on a little backpack trip to australia in between festival seasons (I was a tent monkey for a festival big-top company. BEST JOB EVER!) Anyway, i had been in this hostel a few days, enough to get to knowthe staff and everyone. its the done thing over there for skint backpackers to drink gallons of strong wine out a box (they call it goon) And after consuming a large amount I blacked out, and woke in my bunk just like everything was normal. I even felt okay. I went to the canteen to make breakfast and heard people talking about the antics of some wasted dude (im sure you can guess where this is going, I was still oblivious)
After breakfast I went down to the reception where I recieved a standing ovation! Apparently I had (among many other things, these are just the worst) stacked all the chairs and tables in the lounge into a massive sketchy tower, stole a french flag from a pole hanging from the 3rd floor window which I must have climbed out of, fell down the stairs trying to carry someone up them, stolen a policemans hat and last but not least took off all my clothes and go to sleep on the bathroom floor ready for the 5 asian teenage girls who were sharing the room to come back. Luckily everyone had a sense of humour and dressed me and put me in the bed. Tbh, id rather they hadnt told me. I had the police looking for me, the cleaners wanted to kill me.... needless to say I didn't stay too much longer after that.
And thats not even the worst one hahahahahaha!
Okay heres one from me;
A couple of years ago I went on a little backpack trip to australia in between festival seasons (I was a tent monkey for a festival big-top company. BEST JOB EVER!) Anyway, i had been in this hostel a few days, enough to get to knowthe staff and everyone. its the done thing over there for skint backpackers to drink gallons of strong wine out a box (they call it goon) And after consuming a large amount I blacked out, and woke in my bunk just like everything was normal. I even felt okay. I went to the canteen to make breakfast and heard people talking about the antics of some wasted dude (im sure you can guess where this is going, I was still oblivious)
After breakfast I went down to the reception where I recieved a standing ovation! Apparently I had (among many other things, these are just the worst) stacked all the chairs and tables in the lounge into a massive sketchy tower, stole a french flag from a pole hanging from the 3rd floor window which I must have climbed out of, fell down the stairs trying to carry someone up them, stolen a policemans hat and last but not least took off all my clothes and go to sleep on the bathroom floor ready for the 5 asian teenage girls who were sharing the room to come back. Luckily everyone had a sense of humour and dressed me and put me in the bed. Tbh, id rather they hadnt told me. I had the police looking for me, the cleaners wanted to kill me.... needless to say I didn't stay too much longer after that.
And thats not even the worst one hahahahahaha!
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