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[mohawk warrior]

just learned i have same mixer as rob swift.... nice...
well had gotta get that dirt outta it.... feckin missus!!!!

 

[PantsGuyVer]

 

[Frogster]

Anyone else got some good Marijuana jokes? Plus rep from me if you can make me laugh with a good marijuana joke.

Every time I get really stoned, This comes to mind, and I have a chuckle..... Not exactly a Joke... but it always tickles me....

NEVER say "JEHOVAH" when you are stoned.

 

[budelee]

Whaddys call a single horny stoner.....a weed whacker....bwahahahaha.....

 

[IndicaIVoz]

A cop stops a stoner and says "Your eyes are red, have you been smoking weed?" and the stoner replies "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

I didn't have one but I've heard this before and thought it was funny http://www.rollitup.org/t/best-stoner-jokes.413351/

 

[Bailey]

Goooood Friday Moooorrrning everybody.... Hey @mohawk warrior ,awesome vids brahhh,ill have something to jam to at werk...ugh

I want more immortal technique @mohawk warrior he's dope

 

[mohawk warrior]

you got it ... watch this post.....


no ones as good as me, i just got better marketing schemes.
ill lead you do your own destruction like sparken a fiend
cause you got jealous in your voice like starscream......

 

[PantsGuyVer]

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

The drunk will run a stop sign, the stoner will wait for it to turn green.

 

[Frankthetank]

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/colorado-...ngredient-083911269--abc-news-topstories.html
**Colorado towns water test positive for THC**

I'm just going to leave this pile of bullshit right here....

Morning, by the way!:smoking:

 

[Grim Reefer]

Great jokes fellas, Here are a few more.

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead:
"No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.