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<div class="bbWrapper"><span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qSSIUZo_iTs/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qSSIUZo_iTs"></iframe></span></span><br /> just learned i have same mixer as rob swift.... nice...<br /> well had gotta get that dirt outta it.... feckin missus!!!!<br /> <br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tHwfvmo2Qns/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tHwfvmo2Qns"></iframe></span></span></div>
 
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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 15227" data-quote="Grim Reefer" data-source="post: 1127558" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=1127558" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-1127558">Grim Reefer said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Anyone else got some good Marijuana jokes? Plus rep from me if you can make me laugh with a good marijuana joke. <img src="/data/assets/smilies/slap.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":slap:" title="Rep Slap :slap:" data-shortname=":slap:" /><img src="/data/assets/smilies/frog.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frog:" title="21greenfrog :frog:" data-shortname=":frog:" /><img src="/data/assets/smilies/woohoo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":woohoo:" title="Woohoo :woohoo:" data-shortname=":woohoo:" /><img src="/data/assets/smilies/smokeit.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smokeit:" title="Ssmokeit :smokeit:" data-shortname=":smokeit:" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> <br /> Every time I get really stoned, This comes to mind, and I have a chuckle..... Not exactly a Joke... but it always tickles me....<br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: 18px">NEVER </span></b>say &quot;JEHOVAH&quot; when you are stoned.<br /> <br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R_hlMK7tCks/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/R_hlMK7tCks"></iframe></span></span></div>
 
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<div class="bbWrapper">A cop stops a stoner and says &quot;Your eyes are red, have you been smoking weed?&quot; and the stoner replies &quot;Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?&quot;<br /> <br /> I didn&#039;t have one but I&#039;ve heard this before and thought it was funny <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> <a href="http://www.rollitup.org/t/best-stoner-jokes.413351/" target="_blank" class="link link--external" data-proxy-href="/proxy.php?link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rollitup.org%2Ft%2Fbest-stoner-jokes.413351%2F&amp;hash=5a7ee955741296d0f2a61356afa7de10" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">http://www.rollitup.org/t/best-stoner-jokes.413351/</a></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 30015" data-quote="budelee" data-source="post: 1127553" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=1127553" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-1127553">budelee said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Goooood Friday Moooorrrning everybody.... Hey <a href="https://www.autoflower.org/members/33672/" class="username" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="33672" data-username="@mohawk warrior">@mohawk warrior</a> ,awesome vids brahhh,ill have something to jam to at werk...ugh </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>I want more immortal technique <a href="https://www.autoflower.org/members/33672/" class="username" data-xf-init="member-tooltip" data-user-id="33672" data-username="@mohawk warrior">@mohawk warrior</a> he&#039;s dope</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">you got it ... watch this post.....<br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qeze78iUxac/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qeze78iUxac"></iframe></span></span><br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vrQSAkaWsaU/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vrQSAkaWsaU"></iframe></span></span><br /> no ones as good as me, i just got better marketing schemes.<br /> ill lead you do your own destruction like sparken a fiend<br /> cause you got jealous in your voice like starscream......<br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bb3gB-qY2bQ/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Bb3gB-qY2bQ"></iframe></span></span></div>
 
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<div class="bbWrapper">Great jokes fellas, Here are a few more. <br /> <br /> Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? <br /> A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!<br /> <br /> Police Officer: &quot;How high are you?&quot; Pothead:<br /> &quot;No officer, it&#039;s &quot;Hi, How are you?&quot; <br /> <br /> Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?<br /> A: Double jointed.</div>
 
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