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[Anthropolis]

If yer not passed-out-drunk-in-the-doggie-door drunk, yer not drunk enough yet lol.

So glad I don't drink anymore lol.

 

[officinalis]

"ALL THE RUM"

lol That's pretty funny

Plus a song about my two favorite things in the world

I love Rodney. I used to watch his sitcom all the time.

after really heavy sessions if I got some sleep I Never got hangovers..

I think you and my wife would get along fine.

Booty-Blocked

 

[Mossy]

It is Always so much Bigger in Texas.....

A Texas brewery has launched a 99-pack of beer which is so big it needs at least two people to carry it out of the store.
Austin Beerworks has put the huge box of their Peacemaker beer on sale, which comes in a seven foot long box, for the price of $99.
The box also weighs 82 pounds and consists of three rows of 33 cans.
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[Dreadlow]

Gutted if you drop it outside haha!

 

[pop22]

Don't drink much anymore, but a nice Angry Orchard Cinnful Apple after dinner on occassion is great! (And tastes even better after your stoned! )

http://angryorchard.com/#!/cinnful-apple/

 

[Grey Bear]

It is Always so much Bigger in Texas.....

My wife has made the same observation many times, I can't explain it, but it must be true.

 

[officinalis]

My wife has made the same observation many times

Did she send you a postcard?

My wife told me: “Sex is better on holiday.” That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. – Joe Bor

 

[namvet25]

I still have a few beers but not like I did in the late sixties and seventies.The only time I really regret drinking to much is when I went to my buddies house one late afternoon and there was no one home so on my way back to the car this super hot chick that lived next door came out with her hot girl friend.I always used to drool over her and think what it would be like to get with her.Anyway she said whats happening and I said no one is home so I was just leaving,then she said we're going to the bar to you want to come with and I was in shock but I said sure.So the bar had two for one night and we got pretty loaded and after what had seemed six or more hours of drinking we finnaly left and when we got to her housethe other girl left so I said well thanks for the fun night and she said do you want to come in for one last beer and of course I said sure.By thi time I couldn't hardly walk and fell to the couch.She left for a minute and walked into the living room wearing a see through short ass nighty and said i'm going to bed because I have to work in the morning.About a minute later I went to her bed room and there she was glowing in the dim street light coming through the window. I then whipped my cloths off and was on her like a pro wrestler going for the pin.Being so drunk there was no forplay just find the honey hole and get busy.Well nedless to say I went off quicker than a speeding bullet and must have passed out.In the morning she got ready for work and said I have to leave so when your done just lock the door when you leave.To this day I think if I wasn't so drunk I could really had fun with her and think of all the things I missed out on.What a waste of a super hot girl.:Woozy..?:

 

[A4]

Did she send you a postcard?

That was effing hillarious! I think I may have pissed my pants laughing.

 

[officinalis]

I think I may have pissed my pants laughing.

My work is done here.