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[Jumbo]

I once sniffed a bud,the leaf went up my nose, jerked my head up, smashing the hps bulb, jerked away from that and smashed the plant, causing the table to collapse, and all three plants to fall, two screwed, the other was okay

Sir, you've just made my day!!! lool

 

[Animatey]

Before anyone takes the title away, I have a three act play about the mistakes I've made growing, the director said it was too tragic to be an opera

Don't make me call my agent

After trimming branches once, I went for a drink, got on the elevator, there e two cops. Looked down and there was a leaf on the top of my shoe

today y would have searched my place, but they laughed and told me to get to the bar

I once sniffed a bud,the leaf went up my nose, jerked my head up, smashing the hps bulb, jerked away from that and smashed the plant, causing the table to collapse, and all three plants to fall, two screwed, the other was okay

Caused two grand in damage to my kitchen with a contraption I built like a monkey, to get a seedling close to the 32 watt Fluor,though I had a 23 watt cfl, then the plant was a male

i'm not going to ask the title be changed to "second worst grower ever" I think I've made my point

LOL hilarious man. I'm dyin over here. I'm glad I'm not the only one to do stuff like this... Seriously, I have fed seedlings with food prepared for a full size plant, drown seeds in an ocean with a spec of rockwool, pulled perfectly good sprouts out of their rockwool cubes and defoliated plants that had like 5 small leaves total lol...

Thanks for the awesome stories hahaha ;D

 

[Anthropolis]

This thread is awesome sauce haha! My first grow was mostly a disaster but was very educational lol, round 2 is slightly better thanks to much research and help here but still was/is a nightmare lol round 3 is off to a pleasant start BTW I'm glad I went with LED simply because I hit my head on it at least once a day lmao! Bonk! Bonk! My big goofy head would've smashed a few hid bulbs by now lol!

 

[zain123]

I had a big bang seedling, went in thinking I researched, I drowned her, cut her head off, ripped a leaf off when removing seedling stuff, wife came home asked me to vaccum my shit, I was out of my head, took the plant out started vaccuming the soil, hit the cabinet and saw the cabinet drop on my lady (big bang) in slow motion....i cried for days :-(

Now I am back! After 4 months of being a pussy I will re do my first attempt which didn't even see past week 2...

 

[Animatey]

I had a big bang seedling, went in thinking I researched, I drowned her, cut her head off, ripped a leaf off when removing seedling stuff, wife came home asked me to vaccum my shit, I was out of my head, took the plant out started vaccuming the soil, hit the cabinet and saw the cabinet drop on my lady (big bang) in slow motion....i cried for days :-(

Now I am back! After 4 months of being a pussy I will re do my first attempt which didn't even see past week 2...

LOL man... sorry for the stuff that happened to the little lady ;[ You aren't the only one who has damaged seedlings... I have burned through so many $$ on seeds or sprouts that I killed haha...

Glad you are ready to go at it again! I don't see any reason we should quit lol ;]

 

[zain123]

Cheers animatey she went through hell in two weeks! After a successful LR2 i will redo big bang... ill try not to flatten her

 

[Jumbo]

I've got one too, lol.

Many moons ago I setup a big stealth cabinet in my room, quite heavy & doors were big & weighed at least I'd say 30kg each. I sporuted a la diva and it germinated too fast so I had to plant it in its pot or risk damaging the roots, all of this whilst I was working on the stealth cabinet itself. I was putting up CFL lights inside and told my brother to hold the left door to the cabinet as it was off and not screwed on, he held it for a while and whilst I was working inside the cabinet, the door fell and smashed my glass desk (a complete bloody mess to clean up!!), knocked over the pot that has the germinated seed & smashed 1 of the CFLs; I attempted at first to find the seed but didn't manage to find it. Turned out my bro held it for a bit & left!!

Took hours to clean up the mess, vowed never to attempt to make a cabinet again, lol.

 

[kxvyvxw]

all these are amazing ahaha, glad im not the only one doing stuff like this..

 

[Dreadlow]

Took hours to clean up the mess, vowed never to attempt to make a cabinet again, lol.

I would vow never to ask your bro to help again lmfao

 

[hecno]

bright side

whistle this tune and all is good ,and try again .