Current Live Stoners Gossip June/July/August 2017

[F.N.]

Gaad i hate hittin em with the mower or weedeater, sure glad i don't have to worry bout the FLA snakes tho...

We have one poisonous snake the massasauga rattler. A couple of water snakes that might leave you feeling shitty. But so many people think most if not all snakes are poisonous here in Ontario they are great for hunting rodents like mice and rats. I have ran into a lot of people with that mindset

 

[Dr Fluff]

New pipe on the market @stepside ,, maybe we get em in for an interviewView attachment 790447look at the high tech screen

They have a pretty awesome video to go with the funky lil' techno pipe too!


This pipe is obviously a massive hit with people, check this guy out. He is totally shit faced on that nifty lil' puff chuffer!

Check the bowl out on this one , it has a double deep bowl for even bigger hits!

 

[bushmasterar15]

No complaints here for plants that get only 8 hours of direct light!! Day 130 or so
Bomb Widow Bomb
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Sweet Cream Caramel
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Holy trunks there.

 

[Dr Fluff]

@budelee is that not a Kazoo ? Do I win a prize for spotting it ?

Doing fine thank you @WeedSmokerEire . Hope your good too. My Dad is from Cahir. Co. Tipp.

@arty zan , am I correct in thinking your real name is Cynthia ? or am I mixing you up with a transvestite I used to hang out with......Cynthia the Brute.

I have one question for you my feathered friend.......See if you can guess the answer , bet you can't!!!
Q. what is black & white and full of shite???

Spoiler: Answer

A Zebra Toilet!!!

was I right or was I right, that you didn't get the punchline??

Dunno about any Transvestites chum, maybe just wishful thinking eh?
The only brute I know about is is Brut 33 and that was only a bit better than Hai Karate but I'm guessing your an Old Spice kinda guy!
Check me out 3 old school aftershaves in one sentence!
I always knew that having some history books would come in handy but then again, I could just ask you for first hand experience with these grooming products from yesteryear!
I mean, I'm not saying your old but if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up!

 

[Dr Fluff]

Mang,, i let the snakes do their thing cause it is necessary.. if it even looks like i see a snake oir dogs jump on it with ill intent.. this guy View attachment 790454 has 8 confirmed kills, ( pver the past few years)he has a certain "deathpunch" he gives them( with a bite of course). Cause they die, but are not bleeding/shredded.. i put one by the trash can and it left a few hours later, the rest, not so much..

"Death Punch" sounds like a cocktail at a Jim Jones party!

 

[Dr Fluff]

I heard we are having a coffee cup grow-off... im ready to goView attachment 790466

Ohhh let me just grab my mug and we can get it started!!

Ok I'm ready to start the comp now!!!

 

[9bear]

Good Morning A.F.N. Nice to see you home again Arty Zan . I'm not sure whether she's thrilled or shocked ??

 

[Dr Fluff]

Bwahaha.. are you and epen ganging up on arty.. er.. cynthia??? ...... im gonna have some Killer Kush babies if i dont keel them!!!! Cigars for everyone View attachment 790477

The harder they come the harder they fall, bring it on!
They be nothing more than rest room condiments, which is another way to say , "they be full of "Piss and vinegar"!Boy I've missed this place, so much fun!

 

[bushmasterar15]

Well I've made it safely down to the valley. But holy hell the 30 degrees warmer and humidity from the monsoon last week is making it miserable. But the good part is I will be able to see my Pops and other family members while down here.

 

[Dr Fluff]

Good Morning A.F.N. Nice to see you home again Arty Zan . I'm not sure whether she's thrilled or shocked ??
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Hey bear , thanks for the warm welcome back, great to see ya too buddy!
Just a heads up she always looks like that, it's just what happens when arty gives a lady a foot long